Cheeseburger Bed

You know what I thought would be really interesting? A CHEESEBURGER BED. I saw this on the internet because I was flipping through furniture sites- I need new furniture.. This bed is amazing! It has cheese and lettuce and everything! I would totally get this bed and make my room food-based.
I mean, wouldn't it be amazing answering questions like these (when you have people over):
"How do you sleep in that bed?"
"Oh, that's easy. You just sleep in between the buns, on top of the cheese and meat, under the lettuce, and you rest your head on the tomatoes."
I don't know about you but I think that would be just.. Amazing.